Okay, now I am Chapter 3 [yes already!!!]?

I read Chapter 3, of the dictionary, it's good. I liked it. The thesaurus was a must-read but, the phone book has almost no plot, it's poorly written and the characters don't really do anything! Such a boring book, loooong, too. Took me FOREVER! Now, The Thesaurus, I couldn't put that down!